Emily

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
vomiitron
soloveitchik

The customer is never right

taggediconic

normalize the customer never being right

soloveitchik

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lilywankenobi

Nah. I had to spend ten minutes convincing a Starbucks barista that their Eggnog Chai doesn’t have coffee in it. It’s a tea, for goodness sakes.

She never believed me, but she did make me a “special” one with milk instead of espresso. *facepalm*

soloveitchik

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mockiato

You mean the eggnog chai LATTE you fucking idiot? Die

The customer is always wrong and I can’t believe some poor barista had to deal with this foolishness on Black Friday none the less

theaquawaves

… I feel like this is kinda mean. Labeling EVERYONE in a certain category (the customers) as wrong simply isn’t true. There are definitely customers who are mistaken in certain situations but just because that’s true, it doesn’t make everyone else wrong. That’s like saying ALL men are stronger than women, which isn’t true. SOME men are stronger and SOME women are stronger. We as people should start using SOME more than ALL and NEVER.

soloveitchik

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hazy-lazy

You can really tell who’s never worked in retail before by the way they view customers

bestfunny
toboldlylesbian

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waitress assigned kin

wtfenris

As someone who’s worked in several cafes, I’m mad at how accurate this is.

jackthevulture

I will forever remember the time my friend and I were out for chinese food. we got up to pay and I (the short one with bottom energy i guess?) revealed that I would be paying for the meal, and the elderly man at the counter just flat out said “Oh, YOU’RE the boss!”

watermelinoe

abac (assigned bottom at chili’s)